Wednesday 1 April 2015

(April Fools) Pervert ASCII: Crisis

Today, Another Wannabe, Phinn and I are announcing a brand new upcoming rererelease of the popular Pervert Action: Crisis, to be titled Pervert ASCII: Crisis. In this new version of the game all the art will be entirely reimagined as ASCII art. Marvel at Kyoko’s spectacular body like you’ve never seen it before - represented entirely by lines and keyboard symbols! Think of the reduction in download times when images are replaced by text!

                           __.---.
                         ,' `     `-.
                        /            `.
                       /               \
                      |                 \
                       \     .'-.        \
                       (    ,'   `-..    \
                        \  /      9: `.   \
                        | (\  9:      /\   \
                        \  \`.     / /..)  )
                         \.````-..,.`   | /`-.
                       ,'               \/    `
                      /    ,          `.`   ,. :
                     /   ,' ||   ,.    |    `` '
                    /   /    \\  ``   ,-.____,'
                    |  |     | `.__,,'     |
                    |  | __../          (  \
                    | ,'              ,' \  \
                    :'           ,   '    \  \
                  ,'                  `-._ \ |
                ,'           ;;;;`        `|  \
              ,'            ,"".           \   \
        ____,'          _,-'    `._         \_\ \
     _,'  ,'         _-'   _,..   '-._        \_/`.
   ,-'  ,'        ,-'  _.-'    '''''` `-.__       |
   |    \      _.'.gan(____...--...___     ``   _/
   `._,-``...-'                       `''''''''`

Also, as a special bonus goal on my Patreon account - if I get up to $2000 I will upgrade all the art in Pervert Action: Legacy to beautiful ASCII images. Get pledging now!

6 comments:

  1. Top of my most anticipated list.

    😜

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  2. I really want to say just how proud I am of this new project -- ASCII is a medium that really harnesses the power of the imagination. I have no idea why people never thought of doing this before.

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  3. Very good, very good indeed, especially for April 1st.

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  4. Okay, April Fool's Day is mostly over now, so I'll probably take this down soon, or at least alter it to avoid confusion.

    I didn't actually draw the ASCII there, I got it from here: http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/xyz/xxx.txt

    I also considered mentioning that I'd replace the voice acting with computer screen-reader voices, but then I realized that's actually been done recently.

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  5. I want to see a view from behind...what is that right hand up to? Good joke btw lol

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